HAS TOBRUK BEACH BEEN EXTENDED?
By Martin Coates
". . . Crete , with its
miles of unspoilt and secluded beaches . . ."
I must explain why this question arose on my first visit
this season to the normally beautiful sandy beach at Tobruk.
Many years of experience has proved to my good lady, Sue,
and myself that a daily walk along the length of the beach
from Tobruk to the Heraklion airport headland offers three
major benefits:
-1. The soft, but coarse sand is good for
the normally shoe-ridden feet and is physically quite demanding
for the brisk walker, assuring complete evacuation from the
system of the previous night's raki and Metaxa.
-2. It
makes for a healthy appetite and renewed thirst, easily
satiated on return to Tobruk, where Alexander's beach-side
bar and restaurant is situated.
-3. Over a two-week holiday, the 30-minute
walk each way, Tobruk-Airport-Tobruk, ensures an overall
even exposure, but not over-exposure, to Crete
's magnificent sun.
So, then, why the question, you may ask? This year that
same walk takes 90 minutes roundtrip, not
60 minutes any more!
Is this due, perhaps, to some miraculous engineering feat
contrived by the local Demos, beavering away with picks,
shovels and machinery to extend the beach? Guess again!
Ignoring, if possible, the numerous beach bars, hundreds
of rental boats and canoes, public showers and changing huts,
wind-breaks and decorative oil-drums (I think they're for
rubbish, but apparently no-one else does) there is an immense
forest of umbrellas and a plague of sun-beds and enough tables
to provide a sit-down dinner for the entire population of
Crete, locals and tourists included!

To negotiate this lot during your walk along the beach requires
the agility of a ballet dancer, the dogged determination
of a marathon runner, footballer's shin-guards and a crash
helmet - the metal rims of the umbrellas are set at a height
to crack your skull or smash your teeth, the bamboo coverings
ready to whisk off your glasses or lacerate your ears.
Greeks love their facts and figures, so this is for them:
LOCATION |
SUN-BEDS |
UMBRELLAS |
TABLES |
Public Beach |
1,450 |
629 |
668 |
Minoan Palace |
362 |
99 |
72 |
TOTALS |
1,812 |
728 |
740 |
At the height of the day, when we collated these figures,
of the 362 hotel beds, 150 were occupied (remember, these
from the hotel and are free of charge). Of the 1450 public
beds rented for a fee, 89 (!!!) were occupied.
Additional
beds were still being laid out as we added up the figures,
five to each umbrella, ensuring three cases of acute sunburn
per umbrella per day. By the end of August, it is safe to
assume that the beach will be completely impenetrable, save
for the inland row of beds; the remainder covered with junk
and scorched bodies.
Next year we shall maybe have to find another beach . .
. Arina Sand beach? Ah, maybe not that one, since at last
glance it seems to be erecting a seaside tenement to
rival Tobruk. Gouves? Perhaps not. Hmmmmm. Let's have another
look at the holiday brochures . . . Crete ,
with its miles of unspoilt and secluded beaches . . .
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