Christmas in a village in Crete
A damp late November night in the kafeneion, with
the usual village gang, the windows steamed, mushrooms sizzling
in a foil tray on top of the somba.
I mentioned that O Mikros Mas, our youngest, was
coming to stay for the Christmas holiday. After the usual chorus
of: "Well done! Lovely! The one with the good job? A fine boy!" A
pause, then a question from the one member of the group who didn't
know us well.
"You celebrate Christmas? You're Christians, then?"
"Of course they're Christians," answered emphatically
o Kafetzis (the cafe owner), who, like all Greeks, thinks that Christians and "good
people" are synonymous. "They're Catholics".
Well, we're not, but I let that one go because
I've been down that road before and "Lapsed Church of England"
doesn't mean a lot round here. I once explained mischievously that
my sister-in-law is a priest, which she is, but I think everybody
gave me the benefit of the doubt and assumed they'd misunderstood.
Panagia Mou, how could there be such a contradiction in terms?
A woman Father?
Some things just don't translate, like the whole
concept of a Western Christmas - secular for the vast majority
with just a token nod to Baby Jesus. I usually just say that in
England Christmas is a big celebration for the family, big in the
way that Greek Easter is.
If they want details I'll explain the traditions
like stockings and stuffing and plum pudding. But on the whole
I think our Greek friends are better off being unaware of the sheer
mad, bad- tempered stressful frenzy of the interminably protracted
season in Britain. The first sightings of the cards in September,
the over-the-top jollity in the pub, the endless present lists,
the overeating, the pressure to consume. Cheesy Christmas songs
in every overheated and overcrowded store, tinsel-trimmed rubbish
on the telly.
Not that the rot isn't starting here.
Our first Christmas here, we couldn't believe
the lack of razzmatazz. So little of it, that we wondered if we'd
got the day wrong. The week before, they erected in one corner
of Rethymnon car park a token municipal Christmas tree - a stylised
metal affair, which then stayed there until Easter and has been
brought out of wraps every Christmas since. A couple of the
city shops were decorated with traditional boats strung with fairy
lights, which were lovely. There were small cheap decorations to
buy in the 300 Drachma shop, as it was then, and the supermarkets
were selling packs of the two traditional biscuits - the kourabiethes
and the melomakarona - which any self-respecting Cretan housewife
would make herself.
But Christmas in the village amounted to a small
crib in the plateia, erected only on Christmas Eve, one or two
children singing kalanta, the traditional carols, round the houses,
and an awful lot of gifts to us of home-made kourabiethes and melomakarona.
Despite the huge attendance at the morning church service, the
supermarket was open on Christmas Day - "people need things, what
can we do?" - as was the butcher, whose winking fairy lights were
the only ones in town.
It was strange, but welcome, since we'd been trying
to scale the whole thing down for years at home. For that first
Christmas dinner we ate prime rib of beef, which isn't much rated
here and which therefore was cheaper than brizoles. I'd found brussels
sprouts in a city supermarket freezer section but they were soggy
and disappointing, so the next year we had fresh spanaki.
That next year, we were invited to the school
end-of-year concert, and felt we belonged. On our way home we saw
a red glow in the baker's and ran to see if we needed to call the
fire brigade, but it was only a life-sized illuminated winking
Santa. Nowadays such things are all over the place, and Greeks
have adopted the new 'traditions' of cards and turkey alongside
the old like Agios Vassilis and the lit-up boat. The must-have
seasonal accessory is a Christmas tree - which I wouldn't buy because
the prices are silly, and we no longer have the dear old family
tree ornaments, and wouldn't want to start again. The scale of
the whole celebration is escalating each year here, but it's
still only pleasantly festive; it doesn't start too soon, and you
don't have to fight your way through the shopping hordes.
This year, our first in a good house with a log
fire, big kitchen and space for guests, I remember the good side
of the traditional British Christmas, and am inclined to revive
it with a Cretan slant. Our tapes of Christmas carols can alternate
with the now well-worn CDs of Xylouris and Skordalos. Perhaps some
fairy lights strung across the yuccas, and more lights for our
model boat to put in the window.
Having discovered that people queue up for my
friend Em's mince pies in her village kafeneion, I'm going to try
them out in ours. And I've made the mincemeat, because I had an
illegally imported pound of suet in the larder (though I shan't
explain the contents of the pie filling. Little bits of kidney
fat mixed into your stafidia and apples? Po po po!)
I always did like making bread more than cakes,
so this year I shall have a go at making my own Christopsomo, the
Christ Bread which is the centrepiece of the Greek family Christmas
table. I know it's traditionally decorated with symbols of the
household trade or profession, like lambs or fish, so I suppose
for two retired hacks it'll have to be piles of old newspapers
modelled in dough.
Throughout the 12 days, we will keep the log fire
burning day and night to keep the kalikantzari, the mischievous
Christmas goblins from slipping down the chimney and wreaking havoc.
Just in case. (This is a Cretan house, and they might not know
we are foreigners and therefore don't believe in such things!)
* By Alexandra Smithies
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